Wednesday, February 13, 2013

#AADSAV Amanda Bonilla Really Loves GOATS

Before Amanda gets into her love for farm animals.....
Here's a little info on her.

Amanda Bonilla lives in rural Idaho with her husband and two kids. She’s a part-time pet wrangler, a full-time sun worshipper, and only goes out into the cold when coerced. She loves the outdoors, black clothes, pink appliances and thinks junk food should be a recognized food group. In the summer, she can be found sitting by the lake, enjoying the view from her dock.

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Goats! (Or the story behind my goats in trees calendar and many questionable farm animal tweets)
If you follow Amanda Carlson and me on Twitter, you may have seen some eyebrow raising tweets like this:

Or conversations like this:

So, you might be wondering just how these conversations got started. I mean, why the obsession with farm animals? And why do I have this calendar hanging on my wall:

Some of you might know that the hubs and I have a mini farm. Cats, dogs, bunnies, chickens, geese, and ducks. Well, last spring we had to buy a new goose because our gander was super lonely after his wifey had an unfortunate accident the previous fall. I’d never raised a lone baby goose before and let me tell you, they’re NEEDY. The only way we could get the poor thing to stop crying was to make a nest for her in a large stock pot and place it between our pillows at night. And even then she’d cry until I put my hand in there so she had something to cuddle up against. During the day, she’d cry until I took her out of her cage and she’d sit next to me while I worked.

So when my friend and fellow UF author Amanda Carlson got word of my newly adopted goose-baby, she demanded that I bring said baby into one of our Skype sessions. Which, of course, I did. What kind of a friend would I be if I denied her such cuteness?!? After “meeting” the new addition to my family, Amanda promptly named the new baby Gilly and the name stuck. Since then, I've made Amanda Carlson the official godmother to all of my farm animals, so she better hope nothing happens to me or her suburban neighborhood is in for a bit of a shock!

It didn't take long for our goose-related conversations to venture off into me contemplating what other farm animals I could acquire. Swans, ponies, dairy cows…Which brings us to the goats. I sort of stumbled across some videos of baby Nigerian Dwarf Goats. And O-M-G. I almost died of the cuteness. When they’re born, they’re about the size of a puppy or a medium-size cat. And when they’re adults, they’re still not much bigger than a medium-sized dog. They climb, jump, make cute little goaty noises, and they’ll even mow your lawn! Okay, so they don’t exactly push a mower around, but goats eat A LOT. They can eat down the grass in your lawn in a day. Plus, they fertilize as they eat! WIN!

How does this relate to the goat calendar, you ask? Well, besides wasting away the hours on Skype, the other activity Amanda Carlson and I engage in is word wars. Epic battles of word count that begin with bragging, shit-talk, and finally, bets. During one battle, we agreed that the loser had to buy the winner a gift from Amazon. I won that particular round, and not only did Amanda Carlson buy me the most excellent GOATS IN TREES calendar, but this bumper sticker:

Okay, so I didn't put it on my car, but I’m thinking I need to post some creative pics with this bumper sticker making a cameo appearance. You know, just to keep things interesting. I can only imagine what I’ll win in our next epic word-war battle!

What sends your cute-meter into the red? Babies dressed as fruit? Cats wearing sweaters? Dogs in capes? 

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  1. LOL! I have got to go get the goats in trees calender for my mother in law & possibly one for myself.

    Jennifer & I do random baahhaa tweet by's. It like drive by but so much more awesome.

    Great post.

  2. Dirty Jobs did a show with fainting goats. I laughed myself off the couch. Goats rock.

  3. Thanks for the very fun post! Ok... don't shoot but I'm a city girl through and through and farm animals... scare me. I live in a pretend world were food comes only from the grocery store and I don't have to think about the actual animals. But I do adore dogs/puppies. My bf likes to torment me w/ pics and videos.

  4. I actually had goats as a kids so I'm not a fan anymore. Puppies do it for me.

  5. Puppies are so adorable!
    Raffe name: Fiery Na

  6. Gilly is the cutest goose ever, I can't wait to meet her babies... not in omelet form though...
    The goat calendar is hilarious, I want one! LOL

  7. Pretty much any furry animal gets me with cuteness (not really fond of the feathery or scaley ones-they don't like me). We live out in the country and have quite the menagerie (6 dogs, 1 cat, 1 African Grey parrot (who doesn't like me, loves the hubby). Love them!

  8. Anything with kittens or cats does it. I just saw a pic of a tea cup Yorkie, just adorable!

  9. I love kittens and cats.

  10. Baby animals, especially baby kitties. I've seen some adorable baby elephant pictures that really got my cute-meter climbing, but little kitties are my weakness. :D

  11. But Amanda, goats also eat roses, vegetable and flower gardens and the paint off your car. And as to my cute meter, google munchkin kittens. I raised them and they are like the dachshund of the cat world.


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