Monday, August 20, 2012

ROMP: It's about the THIGHS with Nicole Peeler

A Typical Day In The Life of One Jane True . . . 
Half-Selkie And All Woman

Hey you guys. Jane True here. Nicole Peeler writes about me in her series that some super creative person entitled “The Jane True Series.” All the books have “Tempest” in the title . . . Tempest Rising, Tracking the Tempest, Tempest’s Legacy, et cetera. Nicole thought that would be a great idea, until she got to book three, and realized that there were only so many things you could pair with “Tempest.” She’s now threatening to call my sixth, and final, book Tempest Bledsoe.

Tempest Rising (Jane True, #1)Anyway, what do I do on a typical day, you ask? Well, I wish I could tell you that I got up at five for a six-mile run, followed by a healthy breakfast of twigs and berries. But there’s only one kind of twig and berries I like to enjoy, and it’s not the kind that comes in a bowl.

Unless you’re into bowls. That’s cool if you are. I don’t judge.

My typical days, given my druthers go something like this:

1) wake up
Tracking the Tempest (Jane True, #2)2) breakfast
3) swim
4) snack
5) bask on a sun-baked rock
6) lunch
7) bask on a sun-baked rock
8) snack
9) swim
10) bask on a sun-baked rock
11) dinner
12) dessert
13) copious amounts of nookie

Tempest's Legacy (Jane True, #3)Of course I should also add that the only thing better than basking on a sunbaked rock is basking, naked, on a sunbaked barghest. Especially when he’s named Anyan Of The Gorgeous Gadonk, He of the Thick Black Curls and the Motorcycle Which is Unsafe Yet Sexy and the THIGHS. OMG the THIGHS.

Have I mentioned the thighs?

So, yeah, I much prefer lounging on Anyan. Cuz he can do this thing with his power, where he slides his….

Wait, for that you’ll have to read book five. And book six. Cuz I’m dirty like that.
Eye of the Tempest (Jane True, #4)

If you’d like to learn more about me and how I romp, check out And be prepared to get your blush on.

Tempest's Fury (Jane True, #5)

Tempest's Fury 
by Nicole Peeler
(Jane True #5) 

Jane's not happy. She's been packed off to England to fight in a war when she'd much rather be snogging Anyan. Unfortunately, Jane's enemies have been busy stirring up some major trouble -- the kind that attracts a lot of attention. In other words, they're not making it easy for Jane to get any alone time with the barghest, or to indulge in her penchant for stinky cheese.

Praying she can pull of a Joan of Arc without the whole martyrdom thing, Jane must lead Alfar and halflings alike in a desperate battle to combat an ancient evil. Catapulted into the role of Most Unlikely Hero Ever, Jane also has to fight her own insecurities as well as the doubts of those who don't think she can live up to her new role as Champion.

Along the way, Jane learns that some heroes are born. Some are made. And some are bribed with promises of food and sex.

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  1. I'm totally on board with Jane's schedule. Any suggestions as to how I should suggest changing mine with my boss? I don't think he'll go for it...

    Cute post but still...


  2. I also would love this schedule! My life would be perfect with it.

    I love the covers to these books. They are awesome. Great post!

  3. Wow how do I trade schedules? LOL

  4. There is sex in book 6?? That means something after the end of book 5!!

    Thank God.


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