You've heard from some of my blogging friends this past week. Now let's see if they stay my friends after I have my say. {Evil cackle}
You know why I had to jump in and say Stomp vs Romp? So I could get a word in edge wise. Jen at Red Hot Books will corner an author and talk and talk and talk. Girl's got to do what she can to get noticed while around her.Oh and fair warning to all those going to RT....she gets louder and more talkative the more she drinks.
But I will forgive her for all that since she is the one the that opened my eyes to the wonderful world that is gay porn. Thank you! But if I hear the words "if you say so..." one more time, I'm going to put a pillow over your face while you sleep at RT.

Brianna at The Book Vixen how could you ask a question about Man Titties? Really what's wrong with you?! Man Titties trump EVERYTHING. The only way a cover can be any better is if they put the beans and frank on the cover too.
Y'all if I got missing after RT you know that Amber I at Awesomesauce Bookclub has pull a Buffalo Bill and is wearing my skin as a dress.Blumpkin - Term meaning to receive oral sex while defecating
Hot Karl - The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can.
Lupdilup you are the main reason I got into audio books. You opened up my ears to smut on audio; a perv can't get enough smut so thanks for showing me that I can get my freak on at work.Raises a jello shot to ya chica! Keep on listen!
Oh poor Jen at The Bawdy Book Blog has deluded herself into thinking she is a bigger Fever fan than me. What the Feck?! She's spent too much time sniffing glue on the spines of books. Tisk tisk.“I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.”

While Laura is in the corner crying and whining I'm thinking of ways to make her my bitch at AADSAV. She thinks I'm scary online.....she has no idea what is in store for her when we meet in person.
The only way she can make things better for herself is to have ALL of the NH series and spin-off books read before August.
Jenses have the balls to ask the real questions first. Don't wait for me to call your ass out on it. Seriously, who gives a feck about my favorite food? They want to know what B.O.B I endorse! You go ahead and make that road trip to AADSAV for the signing. It will be a pleasure to bitch slap you with a jelly Osaka for questions like that.
Since that series we're not talking about sucked the big one (for us) then get off your petunia and pick one that will rock my face off.
Seriously, you guys are a bunch of fun whores that any blogger would consider themselves in hell to have you as friends. Keep up the author blocking, weird stalking and whining about not knowing how to organize your asses. Cuz this bitch loves every one of you and thanks you for being part of the 1st annual Roast of The Book Nympho. But since you all sucked at your jobs I'll be getting a different group of bloggers next year.
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